How to Survive Life

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You know how the school looks so great at open house? How everyone is so friendly and the food is amazing? Ya it’s all this little show. The food sucks, you’re not going to get that big of a room, and the campus is most likely all stuck up. Sorry, true story. 

For those of you who think that the world revolves around them……dude Galileo disproved that. Now get your head out of your ass and be useful. Make me my damn latte. 　

For those of you who do not understand what a phobia is, it’s an IRRATIONAL fear. If it were easy to get over, no one would have them. I know that being afraid of men is something the world see as being “odd” but trust me it’s out there. The worst thing you can do is to tell these people to “suck it up.” Honestly we’ve tried that and IT DOESN’T WORK……if it did we would keep doing it. 

Sorry just a random blab. 

Life is not a tv channel. You cannot cancel things and put things on repeat. You must live each day to the fullest and never regret the mistakes that you have made…..unless it involved being a liberal arts major then regret that shit and switch your ass to science. Don’t let the mistake go any further.  

The best thing at the end of the day is read a book and sit with a cup of tea. Preferably on a chair in front of a fire with all of your fear tucked neatly inside of a room that you’ve locked and tormented :) 　

Look into your past and be proud because the choices that you made got you to where you are today….well that is unless you made the choice to clone a t-rex then WTF were you thinking not sharing that with me. 

Society has “norms” but it’s only we as a culture that decides what these are. Keep that in mind next time you randomly sing “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” in the halls :) 

When you think that life is going exactly how you want it too, enjoy it because it’s not always going to be like that. There are things that will happen but don’t stress because if there is nothing you can do about, why worry?　

For those of you who have actually experienced a migraine, I give you my sympathy. You will just know if you have had one. For those who have chronic ones, I’m truly sorry and you know how I feel right now. Even though it feels like life needs to stop because of the pain you have to push through it. Let it be your motivator. 　

Life is what you make of it. Sometimes you have to do what you believe is right, even if it means raising your voice and hurting others. 

take the time to laugh at your mistakes, laughing at yourself is better then crying.